Dammit!! I Miss The Old Days When Politicians Just Cheated And Didn’t Say Sorry!

Bill Clinton got spiritual counseling.  Eliot Spitzer dragged his poor shell shocked wife to the podium with him as he let the world know he’d been spending time and money with call girls.  Jim McGreevey decided he was a gay American.
And now South Carolina’s sometimes absent Governor Mark Sanford is taking it all to a new level.  First, [...]

The Perfect Father’s Day Gift!

I want one!!

How To Help Kick Autism’s Ass! My Shocking Confession!

Let’s get this out of the way.  I vote.  And I’ve got lots of opinions.  And a little free time (not much), so that’s why I blog.
But today I did something I’ve never done before.  I actually wrote to my rep in the House.  A friend of mine is spearheading a campaign to get support [...]

The Opposite of Hot!

Let me preface by saying that I always feel creepy when I post anything that smacks of a personal attack on someone for something they can not control like their looks.
That said, I must report that last night I discovered what the opposite of hot is while watching a re-run of 80’s sitcom Family Ties.  [...]

10 Chick Flick Cliches! (Video)

Sure, it’s a blatant promotion for a movie, but it’s worth a look cause it’s funny and true!

Kenny Chesney Flunks The Gene Simmons Test!

Let me preface by saying I’m not a country music fan.  I barely know who Kenny Chesney is.  I don’t care if he’s gay or not.  I have no issue with consenting adults being gay or straight.  Whatever floats your boat and doesn’t hurt anyone else is fine by me.
All that said, man oh man, [...]

Among Democrats When It Comes To Being a Player, Kennedy Trumps Edwards & Clinton!

American politicians have taught us so many things over the years.  This week, they reminded us that  when it comes to cheating, for cheaters it’s CLEARLY a lot about opportunity.
Example:  She’s kinda cute (sort of – not my taste).  But, you’d think if you’re a potential VP or potential future President and looking to cheat, you might [...]

John Edwards Is More Clinton-Like Than We Knew! (AKA Penis Takes Out Another VP Candidate!)

I’ll admit it.  I’m a John Edwards fan.  I thought his message during the Democratic primary season was the one that offered up the most hope for the largest group of Americans – those of us stuck somewhere in the middle.  Edwards’ message, which to me always echoed Bill Clinton’s campaign themes, was that he actually cared about [...]

Race Tracks – The New Daycare Solution!

Just a quick post on a hilarious radio commercial I heard as I was getting ready this morning.  The commercial was for a local horse racing track.  Apparently, they are trying to re-brand as a family fun center.
So, the track is offering free admission to kids under 12.  And, they are also offering some kid-centric [...]

A Bad Movie Turns Into a Great Moment In Parenting!

Last weekend, a fantastic thing happened while our family was killing time at a local mall.  In order to not have to endure their typical pleas of boredom while shopping, my wife and I finally did something smart.  We told our kids each of them would be able to spend some money from their piggy banks on [...]