Proof That College Football Sucks! Cincinnati V. Florida!

I love football.  Just not the kind they play in college.  I like the real football where teammates pull guns on each other (oh wait that’s the NBA), where the quarterbacks CAN actually pass the ball, and where we get a definitive champion each and every year.
Take this year.  Could college football’s bowl system possibly [...]

NBA Stars Pull Guns On Each Other! You Gotta Love It!

Who Who says 2010 won’t be a great year!  I just came  across what probably will be the greatest sports story of the year and possibly the decade.
Washington Wizards teammates Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton may have pulled guns on each other in the Wizards’ locker room.  According to the report I read on MSNBC.com, the incident [...]

Shocking News! Conservatives Target Santa! WTF??!!

After spending much of the holiday season working doggedly to deny health coverage to millions, conservatives fresh off that likely loss have moved onto a shocking new target.
Santa!
That’s right.  The jolly old elf who spends each Christmas Eve night bringing the world’s children some joy is the latest target of the political right.
“First, it’s healthcare and now [...]

Me Versus The Check Engine Light! Round One!

I’m many things and have many talents.  Auto mechanics is NOT one of them.  So, I buy quality cars and then pay (presumably) quality people to repair them on those rare occasions when I have car trouble.
Recently, my CHECK ENGINE light came on.  A shot of dread hit my whole body full force.  Clearly my [...]

And Speaking Of Stupid! Let’s Talk About The Democrats!

OK, so clearly I’m a bit cranky today. 
Stupid seems to be on my mind, having just pointed out Ohio Republican John Boehner’s ignorance, I feel compelled to highlight the shortcomings of his opponents in Congress.
Maybe the reason I’m cranky is that I spent some time earlier today reading reaction to this week’s election results.  Some pundits [...]

Congressman Thinks Healthcare Is More Dangerous To US Than Communism Or Hitler!!

Question:  Are healthcare protesters just stupid?
Answer:  Maybe. 
 But,one of their leaders is clearly ignorant of history.
Seriously, on the day that the President announces that both AARP which looks after the interests of our seniors and the AMA, which looks out for doctors, are both supporting the healthcare reform bill currently set for a vote in the House [...]

That Ain’t Right! Rock Stars Who Shouldn’t Play Guitar!

It’s part of our human make up to be curious about the grass on the other side of the fence.  Rock stars are no exception.
Guitar gods frequently yearn to be lead singers.  And lead singers often can’t resist the temptation to strap on an axe.  The catch is it seldom works. 
Sure, there are double threats who can [...]

Politicians Singing Like Britney!!

Finally!  A good use for auto-tune!

When It Comes To The Playoffs, Manny Is All Wet!

I just heard on ESPN Radio’s Mike & Mike In The Morning that while the Dodgers were blowing game four against Philly, Manny Ramirez was busy contributing to the effort by taking a warm shower.  Manny had been removed early in the game and as is his custom when he’s pulled from games early, he headed [...]

Fat or Not! Why I Just Became A Huge Nicole Eggert Fan!

Click here to see….
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4dd3ce1cb8/nicole-eggert-is-back-in-baywatch
Two thoughts after you watch…
1 – the ability to make fun of one’s self is very admirable
2 – she’s not fat.  She’s Hollywood fat.  Big difference!
Let me know what you think.