Proof That College Football Sucks! Cincinnati V. Florida!

I love football.  Just not the kind they play in college.  I like the real football where teammates pull guns on each other (oh wait that’s the NBA), where the quarterbacks CAN actually pass the ball, and where we get a definitive champion each and every year.
Take this year.  Could college football’s bowl system possibly [...]

NBA Stars Pull Guns On Each Other! You Gotta Love It!

Who Who says 2010 won’t be a great year!  I just came  across what probably will be the greatest sports story of the year and possibly the decade.
Washington Wizards teammates Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton may have pulled guns on each other in the Wizards’ locker room.  According to the report I read on MSNBC.com, the incident [...]

Lost Christmas Classic Finally Found!!

It’s a Wonderful Life PLUS Fishbone = Lost Christmas Classic

Merry Christmas to all!  And may you all have a good life!!

Shocking News! Conservatives Target Santa! WTF??!!

After spending much of the holiday season working doggedly to deny health coverage to millions, conservatives fresh off that likely loss have moved onto a shocking new target.
Santa!
That’s right.  The jolly old elf who spends each Christmas Eve night bringing the world’s children some joy is the latest target of the political right.
“First, it’s healthcare and now [...]

Update! Why Colin Cowherd Is A Genius!

Colin Cowherd of ESPN is a genius.  Why do a say this?
Because I am a genius.  At certain things anyway.  And geniuses think alike.
I posted this morning that I couldn’t believe how exited Yankee fans and New York sports talk show hosts (who should know better) were over the recent Yankee trade that brought the Yankees [...]

Me Versus The Check Engine Light! Round One!

I’m many things and have many talents.  Auto mechanics is NOT one of them.  So, I buy quality cars and then pay (presumably) quality people to repair them on those rare occasions when I have car trouble.
Recently, my CHECK ENGINE light came on.  A shot of dread hit my whole body full force.  Clearly my [...]

Now On Twitter!

You know you want the full contact.  And we want to give it to you more often.
So, now we’re on twitter.  God help us!
Please follow along.
You’ll find us listed as Tidewaterjacksn.  
No O!!   Kinda like the Buffalo Bills…

Coaching Conspirarcy! Dick Jauron Fired On Same Day NFL Coaching Veteran Frees Himself Up For Duty! (Let’s Draft Jerry!)

The Buffalo Bills are 3-6 and their ancient and so rightfully impatient owner can’t take it anymore.  Today, Dick Jauron got the axe in Buffalo.  Outside of criticizing an in season move, I don’t see how you can debate this one.  Three straight years of mediocrity and a disappointing season in what was supposed to [...]

That Ain’t Right! Rock Stars Who Shouldn’t Play Guitar!

It’s part of our human make up to be curious about the grass on the other side of the fence.  Rock stars are no exception.
Guitar gods frequently yearn to be lead singers.  And lead singers often can’t resist the temptation to strap on an axe.  The catch is it seldom works. 
Sure, there are double threats who can [...]

Politicians Singing Like Britney!!

Finally!  A good use for auto-tune!