Dammit!! I Miss The Old Days When Politicians Just Cheated And Didn’t Say Sorry!

Bill Clinton got spiritual counseling.  Eliot Spitzer dragged his poor shell shocked wife to the podium with him as he let the world know he’d been spending time and money with call girls.  Jim McGreevey decided he was a gay American.
And now South Carolina’s sometimes absent Governor Mark Sanford is taking it all to a new level.  First, [...]

First President Bush Shocks Everyone With Latest Stunt!

President Bush The First has been know to surprise people with stunts like skydiving and other feats not usually accomplished by men his age.  But, I have to admit I didn’t see this one coming.
TMZ caught him getting a lap dance.  Ok, it was an actress in a bikini sitting on his lap, but still it’s [...]

Breaking News! Turns Out Economy Is Not Cyclical!! It’s Just Shaq-tastic!

When talking to my many Republican leaning friends and acquaintances over the years, I’ve often heard about all the good Ronald Reagan (may he rest in peace) did for the U.S. economy.  When I inevitably bring up Bill Clinton’s economic record to these same friends, I usually get dismissed very quickly.  It’s typically with something along [...]

Among Democrats When It Comes To Being a Player, Kennedy Trumps Edwards & Clinton!

American politicians have taught us so many things over the years.  This week, they reminded us that  when it comes to cheating, for cheaters it’s CLEARLY a lot about opportunity.
Example:  She’s kinda cute (sort of – not my taste).  But, you’d think if you’re a potential VP or potential future President and looking to cheat, you might [...]

John Edwards Is More Clinton-Like Than We Knew! (AKA Penis Takes Out Another VP Candidate!)

I’ll admit it.  I’m a John Edwards fan.  I thought his message during the Democratic primary season was the one that offered up the most hope for the largest group of Americans – those of us stuck somewhere in the middle.  Edwards’ message, which to me always echoed Bill Clinton’s campaign themes, was that he actually cared about [...]

Calling All Southern Politicians! Barack Obama Needs A Veep! Will Edwards Answer The Call?

Another day and another pronouncement from a potential running mate for Senator Barack Obama!
Yesterday, Virginia’s Jim Webb took himself out of the running.  By doing so, Obama lost a chance to recruit a Southern Democrat and Viet Nam Vet to boot to his ticket.  Although like Obama, Webb is only in his first term in [...]

More Lame Reasons Hillary Should Stay in the Race!

Personally, I think Hillary Clinton should stay in the race.  After all these months, it seems like this thing is going to wrap itself up in a way that won’t end up blowing up in the Democrats faces after all. So why should she get out until Barack Obama actually has the number of delegates [...]

Even If You’re A Conservative… Life Lessons Your Children Need To Learn From The Clintons!

The latest polls show that Hillary Clinton is far from done.  Barack Obama has repeatedly had his chance to put her campaign away.  He’s failed to do so.  The Clinton campaign is alive and well.  Give credit to Jeremiah Wright, Obama’s recent tendency to shoot himself in the foot and the famous Clinton never say die [...]

Startling New Clemens Crimes Revealed!

Looking back some day, Roger Clemens is NOT going to list 2008 as one of the top ten years of his life.  Retirement has been tough on the Rocket. 
First, he had to deal with the Mitchell Report and fending off steroid allegations.  The most shocking of which was that he let another man spend time [...]

BIG questions about: Big Oil, Castro, The Clintons, Obama, McCain and You!

Today, I’m asking some BIG questions.  They need answers.  It’s a Saturday.  You’ve got a few minutes.  Do me a favor please & let me know what you think the answers are.  Thanks in advance…
Here’s what I’m wondering:
#1 – We’ve had American troops in Iraq for five years essentially occupying a huge oil producing nation.  [...]